Lazy Bones

I had glass bow on a ’rim Patrol

Foes wanna make sure ya axe is close

Jack-Bandits say “his knee’s exposed”

I am Nord stupid, what type of facts are those

If you grew up in da streets of Winterhold

You’d celebrate the minute you could leave dat hold

I’m like fuck Stormcloaks, you can’t take dis cold

If ya care not for my tale you can eat yella snow

You don’t re-tell ma tales? I don’t a shit - SO!

Dem Jarle’s try and use my pale ass

So dragons ain’t burnin’ up they’re swank as pads - fuckers

I used to go on killin’ sprees

Adventurin’ till I took an arrow to tha knee

Gaurdin’ Jarle’s riches, bitches think I’m dumb

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

IT HIT ME!